Attention fellow consumers

The following are things that only sound funny to a cashier on his/her first day. After that, it's a safe bet the wage slave you are speaking to has heard them all so many times that only moral fortitude and the lack of a suitable stabbling instrument in reach is preserving you from having your spleen removed without anethesia.


( I decided to do a cut because this rant turned out longer than I expected )

Whew. I feel a lot better now.