sethrak

First Feminist Hulk. Now this.

Last Friday, an extremely venomous snake escaped its enclosure at the Bronx Zoo Reptile House. Said Reptile House is closed until further notice. Keepers are convinced the snake a) can't escape and b) can be lured out when it gets hungry enough. http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/03/27/new.york.missing.cobra/index.html?iref=allsearch http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/03/27/runaway-poisonous-snake-forces-zoo-shut-reptile-house/

Now, somebody with an awesome sense of humor has given the snake its own twitter account. My diversion levels are getting quite excessive. :D https://twitter.com/BronxZoosCobra

Choice comments include:

"Forgot DWTS is tonight! Someone DVR it for me. Want to watch Ralph Macchio go down for what he did to Cobra Kai Dojo."

"Just FYI, I've had it with Samuel L. Jackson too."

"A lot of people are asking how I can tweet with no access to a computer or fingers. Ever heard of an iPhone? Duh."

Followed shortly by: "Sure, let me just...wait a second! RT @JamColoured @BronxZoosCobra Can you turn GPS tracking on your iPhone please? No reason "

There's also an account for @BronxZookeeper. https://twitter.com/BronxZookeeper Not as funny as the snake's, but some of their exchanges are pretty good.