Oh God, my poor tongue

[sethrak]

Dear Tylenol,

When your bottles of liquid Cough With Severe Congestion medicine say they are honey-lemon flavor?

THEY LIE.

I don't know what that appalling assault on my taste buds ought to be called, but rest assured it is neither honey nor lemon, nor any approximation of an amalgam of the two.

Absolutely no love,

Me

Comments

[nagaina]

::pushes a bottle of lemon-verbena metheglin through the internet::

You have my boundless sympathy.

[sethrak]

What almost makes it worse?

It has cured my sore throat (nothing else, though.)

So I'm going to drink more in a few hours.

::cries, wishes she could actually drink internet-delivered beverage::