davner has been a very bad influence on me.

Why? Every single time I hit refresh, my exploits included shootouts with LA ganglords. Even when my overall result was "nice".

All his fault. I swear. ::wise nod, accusatory fingerpoint at said husband::

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In January I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In June I gave _redpanda_ a kidney (100 points). In April on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In July I turned danceswithelvis in for running naked in the mall (3 points). In June I helped mollyringwraith see the light (8 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, sethrak

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