From [livejournal.com profile] nagaina_ryuuoh

Oct. 30th, 2008 12:00 pm
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"Copy this sentence into your LiveJournal or blog if you're in a heterosexual marriage, and you don't want it 'protected' by people who think that GLBT marriage hurts it somehow."

As most of the f-list knows, cradle-Catholic I and cradle-atheist [livejournal.com profile] davner got married by a Nebraskan judge, originally to make it legal in the eyes of the Air Force while we prepared to have a wedding in my parents' parish in Milwaukee.

Yeah, that second part never happened. ^_^; The Pre-Cana classes had both of us going O_o way, way, way too much.

The point is, I do NOT think any religious group ought to be the ultimate arbiter of who can and cannot wed in this country. And I most certainly do NOT think that GLBT marraiges are the least threat to the deep and healthy relationship my husband and I share.

Please pass it on, or consider donating to the Vote No on Prop. 8 campaign. They need every penny they can get for ads in these last days before the election.

Rebuttal

Date: 2008-11-01 11:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davner.livejournal.com
Since I am married to Sethra, it is my role to place myself on the opposite side of any issue she takes. That's not my rule, it's God's. Live with it.

As such, I must now come down virulently on gay marriage. I cruised some perfectly legitimate websites today such as the Heterosexual Americans Torked-off by Equality and found some choice facts about homosexual marriage or "homorriage" for short.

According to HATE:

1. Gays and lesbians are a threat to heterosexual marriage because gays and lesbians are not human, but a race of sinister extraterrestials who have come to this planet to try to make me fuck other men.

2. If a heterosexual man in a marriage such as myself or "He-Man" for short, were to encounter a homosexual man in a marriage, I might be led to believe that banging dudes is "tight" or "homo-riffic" and end my marriage with my wife to pursue the act of fucking dudes.

3. According to HATE, if gays and lesbians are allowed to marry, roving gangs of gays and lesbians will invade my home and steal our wedding rings. FACT! Google it!

So there you go. Indisputable proof that gays and lesbians are threatening my marriage.

Take that!

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