Seen on a recent bookstore trip

While pursuing a certain three year old boy burbling "gliddle gliddle gliddle glidle gleee!" through our local B&N this Friday, I saw a romance novel titled "If You Give a Girl a Viscount".

::amused twitch:: Borrowing naming schemes from popular children's picture books for romance novels is hilariously wrong. I pray the content is as cracktacular as the title, because a straightfaced romance novel with that title? Would be a crime and a sin.