| Big wooly jumper knitted by | davner |
| Pair of Socks from | incantrix |
| Bottle of Whiskey from | jeff_morris |
| Cd from | drakstern |
| Something Cuddly from | frail_obscurity |
| Something Intoxicating from | will_z |
| Something Silly from | dragondelhielo |
| Something Funny from | geoduck |
| Lump of coal from | isisamour |
| Something Pretty from | isisamour |
| Something Shiny from | dragondelhielo |
| Something Naughty from | geoduck |
| Something Smelly from | will_z |
| Something Breakable from | drakstern |
| Something Useful from | jeff_morris |
| Something not useful from | frail_obscurity |
| The Black and Decker Tool Kit from | davner |
| Livejournal account from | incantrix |
| The Make-up Bag from | frail_obscurity |
| Stack of DVDs from | davner |
| Something Geeky from | taloon |
::snerks:: Most of it's amusingly accurate.
For future reference, my beloved, tool kits, regardless of manufacturer, will be classified with the time Homer bought Marge a bowling ball - engraved with his name - as Daftest Present Evar.